est. 2026 on Robinhood Chain. best viewed at 800x600.
FAT CATZ
five thousand cats. eight sizes. feed the furnace.
CATS BURNED
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THE CHONK CHART - body condition, 1 to 8, live from the chain
Two cats of the same size burn into one of the next. Every row
below is a real size, drawn at its real width. The count is how many are alive
right now.
SIZE
ALIVE
KITTENS INSIDE
DESK VALUE
COST TO REACH
SHARE WEIGHT
counts load from the chain.
FREE MINT NEW!
-MINTED
-LEFT
-MINT
-YOUR WALLET
Every cat mints as a KITTEN, free, five per wallet. Breed is dealt by
number: TABBY, TUXEDO, GINGER, VOID, exactly 1,250 each. There is no reveal.
The cat is drawn by the contract in the block it is born, and you can burn it
in the same block.
THE FURNACE
Pick two cats of the same size. The furnace burns both, charges
10% of the pair's desk value in CHONK, and hands back one
cat of the next size wearing the elder's coat. The fee lands in the drip pool
the fat cats are paid from.
connect a wallet
YOUR CATS
connect a wallet to see your cats
THE DESK
reading the chain
The desk pays a flat 150,000 CHONK per kitten of fat, any size, both
directions, 10% fee in CHONK to the drip pool. A CHONKER sells for what the
128 KITTENs inside it would, so climbing the chart never costs you desk
value.
-CHONK AT THE DESK
-CATS IN ESCROW
-CHONK BURNED
pick cats in the furnace box first
PAYROLL
A KITTEN earns nothing. Every size above it takes a share of
10,000,000 CHONK a day and a share of the ETH the coin
tax collects, weighted by the chart: a SNACCER counts 2, a CHONKER counts
128. Earnings settle to the seller when a cat changes hands.
-DRIP POOL
-ETH POT
-TOTAL WEIGHT
-YOUR CHONK
-YOUR ETH
-SELL TAX NOW
THE MANUAL
Mint
5,000 KITTENs, free, five per wallet, four breeds dealt by number. When the mint closes it closes forever.
Burn
Two of a size make one of the next, eight sizes deep. 128 KITTENs is the honest price of a CHONKER, and only 39 can exist.
Fee
The furnace charges 10% of the pair's desk value in CHONK. The desk charges 10% both ways. Every CHONK fee lands in the drip pool and comes back out to fat cats.
Earn
10,000,000 CHONK a day drips to sizes 2 and up by weight, plus the ETH pot from the coin tax. Claim whenever you like.
Tax
Coin buys pay 10%, always. Sells start at 99% when the mint closes and cool 1% a minute to a 10% floor. During the cooldown every fee goes to the buyback wallet, which buys cats and burns them. After it, 80% buyback, 20% holder pot.
Desk
150,000 CHONK per kitten of fat, flat, both directions, sealed at launch so nothing can leave except through a swap.
Royalty
10% on marketplace sales, split the same 80/20.
Owner
The owner can open and close the mint, pace it, and arm royalty enforcement. The owner cannot touch your cats, the desk backing, the drip pool, the pot, or any fee number. Those are bytecode.